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Next time we do baptisms at church…….

…we are going to do them like this:

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(HT: Quentin M)

This is what happens when you use your new mac too much


It really sounded like “Bring a chair”!

OK so on Friday night we had a joint meeting between six churches in Gibraltar.  It was awesome.  This stuff has never happened in Gibraltar before.  There is a good unity developing between us….but I digress…….
 The week before the meting I run into this local pastor in the local supermarket and he confirms:  “Meeting is […]

“It’s all about ME” - Worship CD.

Hillarious video. A must-see. It’s all about ME! Worship. hahahahahhaha.
If you read this via RSS or email, please log-on to the blog by clicking here in order to see the video! Comments are more than welcome. How often do we get caught-up in this?

A formula for revival

My 7:00AM “power-walk” is about the only exercise that I am getting at the moment (I know, I know). I load my iPod with some Bethel fuel and off I go……..
Some of the testimonies given are so powerful that I now make it a point of choosing to power-walk down the backlanes because […]

Fun personality tests

Now and again I like to take personality tests. Yes, in this inglorious quest for my identity I succumb pretty easily to the spirit of stupid, and I take these things. Well, in terms of classic movies, the geniuses (geniusi?) at similarminds.com have declared with authority that I am:

What Classic Movie Are […]

Revival Press - Blog to examine Revival

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Announcing my wishlist

Folks, I have 2 ‘wishlists’ on Amazon.co.uk. The first is a list of books that I want need. The second is a list of funky gadets productivity tools that I also want need. If there is a kind and rich soul out there who wants to support a self-financed, under-paid non-paid, over-worked, […]

New Addition to the Baw Family

Important family announcement :
The Baw family would like to announce the unexpected arrival of its newest member.
Leon Baw arrived yesterday afternoon, weighing in at an impressive 0.1oz and measuring 4 cm. Both mother and baby are fine. Leon joins his brother "Marlin" Baw and is even now proudly familiarizing himself with his new 20 cm […]

Eli Baw on dreams

Eli:  Dad I had a dream and I saw you in it.
Dad:  Really?  Was it a nice dream?
Eli:  Yes - did you see me?
Dad:  Ermm … no baby I cannot see you ‘cos it is a dream.
Eli:  Yes but you were there - I saw you!
Dad:  (Trying to explain) You can see me but I […]

Church bulletin bloopers

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching […]

This is how rich I am!

How rich are you? >>I’m loaded.
It’s official.
I’m the 85,565,218 richest person on earth!

Me: “Aaron we really need to work on your Spanish”
Aaron: (Holding his head) “Dad, there isn’t any space in here right now for two languages!”

Just plain bizarre!

From the BBC newsdesk:  Stroke gives woman foreign accent - A woman has recovered from a stroke only to find her distinctive Newcastle accent has changed to a Jamaican one.
I read the article and thought that this was surely a joke!  But it is not!  "Foreign Accent Syndrome" actually exists!  Read-up on this here and […]

A Preacher’s Qualifications

A member of the pastoral relations committee in a certain church read a letter purporting to come from an applicant:

"I have many qualifications. I’ve been a preacher with much success, and also had some success as a writer. Some say I’m a good organizer. I’ve been a leader most places I’ve been."I am over 50 […]

The dancing ref.

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